Bob. No. What have you been watching? Bob you can’t name a burger that. Bob, are you a lesbian, Bobbie?
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friendly reminder for the new twitter refugees:
- change your icon/pfp and put something coherent in your blog description or you're going to get blocked bcs people think you're a bot
- this site is built around reblogs, so please actually reblog posts(especially art and fics!!)
- you can set your likes and follows to private
- checkmarks here are a meme and mean nothing
- follower counts are private and we like it that way, so get used to not judging people by that metric
- drama and discourse is boring, use your blacklist and block button liberally
- DON'T CENSOR YOURSELF!! we can swear and say kill and make fun of corporations all we want, and if you tiktok-ify your tags people who have things blacklisted for whatever reason will still see them, and people who want to see that content won't be able to find it!! spell words out normally, you won't get in trouble!!
- tumblr live is sketchy as hell and full of fake accounts, if you decide to use it anyway may god have mercy on your soul o7
- be nice to the reddit refugees, they're our friends <3
ok i’m sorry i’m hearing about all the titanic submarine nonsense and in every article it refers to one of the guys on board as a ‘british explorer’ which makes him sound like he’s from the 18th century wtf does he explore??? is that his job???? i hate rich people so much it’s unreal
twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life
The PPP loans are forgiven by design.
The student loans are unforgivable by design.
The PPP loans have no interest rate.
Student loans have compounding interest rates.
#ClassWarfare
Everyone in NYC got a screeching emergency alert telling us not to heat up our food. Yet all the commercial billboards, NYPD stations, and other utterly unnecessary utilities are left powered on. That’s class warfare, plain and simple.
there is a drought, not enough water to drink, yet the wealthy still have ornamental fountains running, full swimming pools, and lush green golf courses
mr beast just came to my house and pulled all of my ice cube trays out so that the ice m,elted before i could put it in my drink